He's just in the fuckin tower forever now, to the right of the ramen shop, whatever


The futXure is here

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Xûr's Inventory

Gone raidin'

I'm currently trying to kill the witness and can't come to the phone right now, please check Xur in game to see what he's selling, the site will have his inventory next week.

What The Fuck Is New?

  • Removed many pages and features that weren't used much, including the data page, guides, non-xur info on the homepage.
  • Made Xur's location BIG on the top of every page, so it's always right there when you need it.
  • Added all of Xur's wares to the homepage, with a new tooltip to read exactly the perks and stats the gear rolled with.
  • Added a countdown for when Xur comes and goes every week.
  • Fixed up the themes (shaders) system we had and brought them front and center.
  • Completely rewrote every piece of code that made the site tick.


Yo. We've got a Discord. It's pretty cool (not biased).

You should maybe join it or something idk.

Official WTFIX Discord

Community Xûrvice

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Disclaimer: the members of WTFIX have expressed a range of feelings on the topic of abortion, and we in no way shape or form expect that our beliefs align with everyone who is a member of our discord or a fan of the site. That being said, I think I speak for the crew when I say we do not think it's the government's place to tell someone what to do with their bodies.

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